Like a Boss

A Marine was deployed to Afghanistan. While he was there, he received a letter from his girlfriend. In the letter she explained that she had slept with two guys while he had been gone and she wanted to break up with him. And, she wanted all pictures of herself back.

So the Marine did what any squared-away Marine would do. He went around to his buddies and collected all the unwanted photos of women he could find. He then mailed about 25 pictures of women (with clothes and without) to his girlfriend with the following note:

“I don’t remember which one you are. Please remove your picture and send the rest back.”

 

How Many Other Things Are We Missing?

Washington, DC Metro Station on a cold January morning in 2007.

The man with a violin played six Bach pieces for about 45 minutes. During that time approximately 2000  people went through the station, most of them on their way to work.

4 minutes later:
The violinist received his first dollar: a woman threw the money …

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He Said … She Said

A girl’s dream date may be a guy’s nightmare.

In the classic “He said, She said” comedy form, two women and their men recount the unexpected pleasures and pain of the night before.

Watch the video here.